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Bottoms Up™ H Formula

Bottoms Up™ H Formula

✦ Shrinks hemorrhoids from the inside
👤 Made for bottoms like you
🔬 Backed by real studies
◷ Feel relief in 2-4 weeks

Creams and wipes only touch the surface. But a hemorrhoid is a swollen vein, and that sits deeper than any cream can reach. Bottoms Up works from the inside to calm the vein itself, so it shrinks and stops coming back. 

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Bottoms Up™ H Formula

Bottoms Up™ H Formula

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  • I tried everything. Prep H, witch hazel, sitz baths, you name it. All of it worked for maybe a week then I was right back to square one. This is the first thing that actually went after the problem instead of just numbing it. Three weeks in and I finally stopped thinking about it.

    Marcus T.

  • I was too embarrassed to see a doctor about this, so being able to just take two capsules a day was a game changer for me. No mess, no cream, nobody has to know. By week four the lump that used to ruin my day was barely there.

    Deandre W.

  • Honestly did not think a pill could do what creams could not. I was wrong. I stuck it out for a month like they said and the difference is night and day. I already ordered my backup bottles because I heard they sell out.

    Chris L.

    Why It Works

    A hemorrhoid is a swollen vein down there that got stretched out and never went back to normal. Creams and wipes sit on top of the skin, but the real problem is deeper than that, which is why those things only help for a few days before it comes right back. Bottoms Up is two small capsules you take every day. It works from the inside to calm and tighten that swollen vein, so the hemorrhoid actually shrinks instead of just feeling better for a little while.

    How To Use

    Take two capsules a day with water. That is the whole routine. You can take them both at once or one in the morning and one at night, whatever is easier to remember. Most guys stick with it for a full month to feel the real difference, so take it every day and try not to skip. No cream, no mess, nothing to hide in your bathroom.

    Ingredients

    • Diosmin and Hesperidin (from citrus fruit) -- a natural plant extract that works from the inside to calm the swollen vein that is actually causing your hemorrhoid
    • 1,000 mg per daily dose -- the same strength used in the real studies on this ingredient

    No numbing agents. No harsh chemicals. No mess.

    Shipping & Delivery

    All orders from Bottoms Up process within 1-2 business days and standard shipping arrives within 5-9 days for most countries. Every order is backed by our 60-day money-back guarantee, so you can try it completely risk-free. If you are not happy for any reason, just email us and we will refund every dollar.

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    20,000+ Life Changing Results

    • Nothing else worked until this

      Creams numbed it. Wipes did nothing. This is the first thing that actually went after the problem instead of just covering it up for a few days.

      Kevin M.

    • I'm a bottom again

      I benched myself for almost a year because of this. Two months in and I am back to it like nothing ever happened.

      Andre B.

    • No doctor visit needed

      I was way too embarrassed to see a doctor, so being able to fix this at home with two capsules a day meant everything to me.

      Jamal R.

      What you should expect from using Bottoms Up

      Week 1

      Your body is just getting started

      This works on the swollen vein from the inside, and that takes a little time. Most guys feel nothing the first week, and that is completely normal. Do not give up here. Take your two capsules every day and let it get to work.

      What to expect
      • You probably will not feel much yet
      • That is normal, it is working underneath
      • Take it every day and stay consistent

      Week 2

      The little things calm down

      This is usually when the first signs show up. The constant itch starts to quiet down. The blood on the toilet paper starts to ease off. Small stuff, but you will notice it.

      What people notice first
      • Less itching down there
      • Less blood on the paper
      • Things feel calmer overall

      Week 4

      The lump starts shrinking

      Now the swollen vein is actually calming down and getting smaller. A lot of guys say this is when they stop bracing before a bowel movement. The lump that used to poke out and ruin the day starts to fade.

      The real change
      • The lump feels smaller
      • Bathroom trips stop being scary
      • You think about it way less

      Week 8

      Back to feeling like yourself

      By now most guys have stopped thinking about their hemorrhoids at all. You feel looser and more comfortable back there. Keep taking it to keep the vein calm so the problem does not creep back.

      Keep it going
      • Keep taking two capsules a day
      • Stay consistent to keep it away
      • Results and timelines vary by person
      Before Before
      After After

      Backed by real studies
      Not just hype

      The ingredient inside Bottoms Up has been studied for years for this exact problem. While other products only numb and cover the surface, we go after the real cause of your hemorrhoids.

      93%

      Said their symptoms got better or went away

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      89%

      Noticed a real difference within a few weeks

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      95%

      Felt comfortable being intimate again

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      60-day money-back guarantee

      How it actually works

      Diosmin and Hesperidin (from citrus)
      Goes after the swollen vein, the real cause Diosmin and Hesperidin (from citrus)

      A hemorrhoid is really just a swollen, stretched out vein down there. Creams and wipes sit on top of the skin, so they can only calm things for a few days before the problem comes right back. This natural citrus extract is different. You take it as a capsule and it works from the inside to tighten and calm that swollen vein. When the vein calms down, the hemorrhoid shrinks and stops flaring up. That is why it keeps working instead of wearing off in a week.

      1,000 mg Daily Dose
      Calms the swelling, bleeding, and itch 1,000 mg Daily Dose

      This is not a tiny sprinkle of an ingredient. You get a full 1,000 mg every day, which is the same amount used in the real studies on this stuff. That strength is what helps bring down the swelling, ease the blood on the toilet paper, and quiet the constant itch. It also helps keep the vein strong so the hemorrhoid is less likely to come back. Two small capsules a day is all it takes.

      Honest comparison

      Why other products keep failing you

      See the difference

      It is in where it works.

      We compared Bottoms Up to the stuff our customers told us they tried before us. Here is what we found.
      Bottoms Up
      Bottoms Up
      Creams and wipes
      Creams and wipes
      Works on the vein, not just the surfaceYes -- works from the inside on the actual causeNo, they only sit on top of the skin
      Fixes the problem instead of hiding itYes -- the hemorrhoid shrinks and stays awayNo, relief fades in a few days and it comes back
      No mess and nothing to hideYes -- just two small capsules a dayMessy creams, wipes, and suppositories
      Made with bottoms in mindYes -- made for exactly this problemNo, generic and not made for you
      60-day money-back guaranteeYes30 days or none
      No doctor visit requiredYesOften means an embarrassing appointment
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      Take It Every Day. For 60 Days.

      If you do not feel a real difference by day 60, email us and we will send every dollar back.

      - Bottoms Up

      Houston, TX

      FAQs

      How do I take this?

      Take two capsules a day with water. You can take them both at once or split them up, whatever is easier to remember. That is the whole routine. For the best shot at real results, take them every day and try not to skip.

      Is this safe? Are there side effects?

      Yes. The ingredient inside is a natural citrus extract that has been used and studied for years. Side effects are rare and usually mild, like a little stomach upset. If you take blood thinners or have a health condition, check with your doctor first just to be safe. Other than that, it is a simple daily capsule.

      What if I miss a day?

      Nothing bad happens. Just take it the next day as normal. Missing one day will not undo your progress, but try to stay consistent. The guys who take it every day see the fastest results.

      Can I still bottom while taking this?

      Yes. This is just a daily capsule, so there is nothing stopping you. Most guys take it because they want to get back to bottoming comfortably. As your symptoms calm down, things get easier and less painful back there, not harder.

      How long before I feel a difference?

      A lot of guys feel the itch and bleeding calm down within the first couple of weeks. The lump itself usually starts shrinking around week 3 to 4. Older, more stubborn hemorrhoids can take longer. Everyone is different, which is exactly why we give you 60 days to try it.

      Do I still need creams or wipes?

      You can use them for short term comfort if you want, but you will not need them the way you used to. Creams and wipes only calm the surface for a few days. This goes after the actual cause, so once the vein settles down, the flare ups settle down too.

      Do I have to see a doctor to get this?

      No, and that is the whole point. We know a lot of guys feel too embarrassed to sit on a doctor's table for this, and you should not have to. It is just a supplement you take at home, privately. No appointment, no awkward conversation.

      What if it does not work for me?

      Then you pay nothing. Take it for 60 days, and if you are not happy for any reason, email us and we will refund you in full. No questions, no hassle. Our 60-day money-back guarantee puts the risk on us, not you.